unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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milleto:

the fallen queen and her knight

textsfromfourswords:

best thing ive seen all day

textsfromfourswords:

best thing ive seen all day

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

paranolives:

bext-k:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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"Fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist" I’m crying

Do I see our next dramatic reading?

I think I see our next dramatic reading.

Vanilla Ice Cream 2